Last night I had magaritas with my friend, Mike, like a real human being. We ate some good appetizers and discussed how we both love Natasha on America's Next Top Model. I can't believe I didn't take our picture but I did snap this picture of a mural during my 40 minute-should have been 10 minute - ride home. The one chicken says "I'm hungry" and the other one one says, "Let's get falafel".

Mike and Erik will be celebrating their 20th anniversary next month! Mike and I (and Joan and Beth) will be celebrating a 40th birthday soon and we talked about that. Actually, a lot of people have been asking me about it and what plans I have. Well, I don't really. It seems like it should be big, but I don't know. When I do think about it I do my face exercises, which means these days I do them everyday. Probably I've been ready for this for a while. I have a bathing suit with a little skirt and everytime I'm in the drugstore I examine the home dermabrasion kits.

This is my contribution for our friend April's baby quilt. Everyone gets a little pack of the fabrics and creates something. There was no theme and I've been wanting to do something 3-D. I wanted the bud to fold up and down for something fun to do.

Ashley went to the doctor finally for his ear infection and found it was worse than he thought - the infection is so advanced he has possibly been sick for a very long time and between that and his wisdom teeth there may be some explanation for why he's been so down for so long. The doctor gave him a potent antibiotic that is guaranteed to kill everything from the neck up.

Haircut Day!

CSI Echo Park

Theron and I found this nest and two broken eggs on the porch this morning. Then Theron and I had a cyclical discussion about eggs, babies, where are the babies, what about the eggs, and on and on.

Theron says, "I look so cute".

It was wonderful and relaxing

We all read a lot

Back to real life, but we had fun...
Thank you to Joan and her family for the gift of their home

San Luis ObispoLunch by the creek Ashley takes our picture

Vacation, all we ever wanted...

We are comfortably settled down at the vacation house, otherwise known as Joan and John's home. This vacation was of course planned for the week after my allergy testing that showed I have a 50% chance of being allergic to the following items: eggs, pork, fish, shellfish. To confirm this I am to elimate all four things for 2 weeks and then begin adding them back in and watching for reaction. This will take place next week. Tonight we ate the biggest crab legs we ever imagined possible and we will definitely be eating mussels and the most delicious clam chowder anywhere.
In spite of the biting wind, Theron insisted on getting in the ocean. He's shown here in his new wetsuit. He was doing fine and then he suddenly took a tumble. Ashley rushed in to save him. Theron was fine, he just had sand all over him and in his mouth. Ashley's shoes were soaked, he lost a sock, and his cell phone might be dead. Oh, well. Those things can be fixed.

We feel very good and happy. We're just sad we couldn't coordinate to visit with Joan and her family on either side of our trips.

Last weekend, decorating Easter eggs.

America's Next Top Model

Theron says his supermodel name is "Joe". Mine is "Mama". Theron says Ashley's is "Toast".

Disaster Week

I don't really want to go into detail, but this last week was definitely a good one for hiding in bed. One bad thing that happened was that the winds knocked out our internet and I spent the rest of the week trying to figure out how in the world I ever got our router to work. I'm still not entirely clear but yesterday we were back up. ! So, back to Theron's world -

Since the last week was a blur all I can really comment on was our very nice weekend, walking around Chinatown and washing our cars. Some little boy in Chinatown grabbed Theron's hand and said "Let's play!" and they had a happy little encounter. How nice to make friends so easily. I appreciate so much the friends I have now, as they get harder to come by once you're out of school.

Theron was a big help with the cars, scrubbing tires and spraying with the hose. He said it was a very important thing for a little boy to do.

Oh, last weekend we saw Grandpa Flip and Grandma Rita and Theron finally got to see the REAL TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES! As Theron would say, it was gweat. Theron got in a lot of "fighting" with Grandpa and there were only minor injuries all around. I can't believe we didn't take any pictures, but maybe I do believe it because Ashley leaving his spongebag at the hotel was the beginning of the bad week.

Anyway, how did it get to be April???

This is Theron choosing to read before school one day, instead of watching cartoons.

Picture Day

Yesterday the kids had cap and gown pictures taken. To avoid what happened last picture day when Theron's beautiful hairdo came unstuck before documentation, I got a few shots of him on the way into the school. Handsome! Theron loves his new clothes - he calls them his costume. He tried them on the night before and ran into the bathroom to strike a few poses.

Downtown Adventure

We're not such a hoity toity family. Our highlight of the weekend will undoubtedly be our trip to Clifton's Cafeteria downtown. An institution since 1931, seats 600, decorated like a redwood forest complete with a waterfall. Theron liked the orange drink, which he says gives you a "happily face". He was so happy he broke into a spontaneous modern dance to the Theme from the Odd Couple. The beans were extra beany and the jello extra fruity. I even enjoyed the carrot raisin salad that as a kid I thought was one of the most inedible dishes on earth (The MOST inedible was my babysitter's peanut butter and Miracle Whip sandwiches which even their dog wouldn't eat. It was worth going hungry to throw them over the fence into the canyon). Anyway, a good time was had by all. We threw coins in the waterfall and made wishes for more fun ahead.

The day we've been waiting for finally arrived, with a big bonus. On our way to the ampitheater to see the Wiggles, who should we run into but Wolverine, Spiderman and the Goblin! As if it wasn't exciting enough just that Alan was able to join us! The Wolverine shakes their hands.
The boys try to get Spidey's attention. Theron is making Alan touch him first.
Spidey checks out their web shooters.
In case some of you are wondering, these are the Wiggles with their friends, Henry the Octopus, Dorothy the Dinosaur, Captain Feathersword, and Wags the Dog. It was an exciting show, we had great seats, and the boys danced their butts off. The red Wiggle (Murray? I can't remember) came out into the audience and walked right past us (Theron and I were on the aisle). Theron said , "It was a great thing". Near the end of the show they sang Twinkle Twinke and they turned down the lights and told the mommies and daddies to hold up their cell phones as stars which gave me the opportunity to see that we'd been there an hour, so there was hope it would be winding down soon. The boys were mostly good but as the show went on it was getting harder and harder to keep them from wrestling and karate chopping each other. Oh, speaking of which Chuck Norris was in the audience and the Wiggles sang Happy Birthday to him. Then on our way out we ended up behind the theater at the same time he and his family were coming out so we could have touched him, too.

Then it was time to say goodbye to Alan and Theron started crying - I deleted those pictures because he hates to see himself sad. I managed to get him to try a smile. Look, they both wore their Batman shirts today.

Today the restaurant continued to run. Here's the menu: While I was cleaning the kitchen today Theron came to ask if he could help. He said they sing a song in Dora's Super Silly Fiesta about helping your parents. So he got some spray and paper towels and he got to wipe everything in the kitchen lower than 4 feet high.

In case you haven't been around Theron in the last day you probably don't know that THE REAL TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE GOING TO BE IN THEATERS MARCH 23RD! That's MARCH 23RD! The REAL ones, with EYES and everything!

Today we all three went to the library. I was hoping to get Theron on one of the kid computers where he could play some games and I could do some reading, but we had to use a grown-up computer and I had a hard time finding easy games he could play on the web. We finally found something but I didn't really get anything done since I had to keep getting up to find out why his force field had failed. After the library we went to look at the school he will be going to next year. We told him where we were going and he said, "Yeah, baby!"

Theron built himself a pillow town, complete with a pool that was at first too cold, so he warmed it with his heat vision. Then it was too hot so he cooled it with his ice breath. After that he built a restaurant, seen below. Theron says this restaurant serves apples, bananas, and carrots. He said, "Chef Theron here, can I take your order?" He told us that all the food at this restaurant comes with a glass of milk. He also says there's a different place inside it with games and costumes. Oh yes and he says he has a lot of cheese, and hot water, and corn at the restaurant. He's reading this right now and telling me what to add.

This is the sign for the restaurant. Daddy says he knows it's a good place because it has a happy face.

You know it's cold when... It's 7 o'clock in the evening and Theron's still wearing a shirt and pants.

Birthday at last Ashley was finally well enough to celebrate Sunday night with 4 lbs of crab legs and angel food cake with strawberries (Theron had two helpings). In the future we have decided that 3 lbs is probably the family limit. My final gifts needed more tweaking and as usual and I can't and won't finish anything without Ashley's input, so the quilted subway map above needs a few things. I also made him a little sign with his initial out of old NY Metrocards. Since I didn't have any I put an ad on Craigslist and a nice woman sent me 42 right away, in the middle of a snowstorm, and she saved me from answering any of the other crazy replies I had to the ad asking for anything from $50 to a set of collectable "shooter" glasses.

Theron gave him some new books and a thermos.
Theron's doing great. Lately he's been jumping out of bed and putting on his shirt and socks, prerequisites to cartoon watching, without any prompting. He's been doing subtraction at school and he and daddy quiz on it at night before bed.

Happy Birthday, Ashley!
But poor Ash spent the day home sick. We will celebrate for real this weekend when he is feeling better with crab legs and strawberry angel food cake. In the meantime I gave him one gift - a cd of New York themed songs.

Here's Theron's picture of the day - Superman, Buzz Lightyear and Batman fight a robot.


Theron harassed us into going to the movies last weekend by repeatedly telling us that "The Bridge to Terabithia is now playing in theaters". So we went and Theron really liked it, but Ash and I couldn't believe how sad it was - we cried! I think if we'd known what it was really about we might not have gone.
Yay -all new Idol and Lost tonight!

The Story of Nellen the Mouse
His name is Nellen. I am small.

I live in a cage. I like being in a cage

I like nuts

Superman!

Happy Valentine's Day

Theron was very excited because today was a special day. The kindergarten class had a little party and the menu was decided democratically. Theron was thrilled that two of his suggestions - pizza and fruit punch - were voted in. He has been reminding me for two weeks to buy pizza cheese. Daddy and I made heart shaped sugar cookies using the set of cutters I bought during our Japanese dollar store bonanza. While it would have been fun to have Theron help it was a week night and it was just faster and more sanitary for us to do it. He was actually good all day and when I came to pick him up it there was a different child in the time out chair - whew. Theron gets that it is a day about love. He is making sure that I get the chocolate and he told me he loves me as big as space. I gave Ashley some blank cd-rw's, Ash gave me some Hello Kitty candy and a bottle of wine.

Things are fine. Ashley's jaw is still not right and it will require more attention, but he did feel it click a little more into place the other day, so it's not hopeless.
Theron's trying to earn a new game cartridge for his presumably educational V-Smile player. He's doing great with his reading and comprehension. I forgot to mention that last week we actually finished reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. It doesn't have pictures, but we read 1/2 chapter a night and did the whole thing.
Boy, I hope we get into the science magnet. Tonight I heard Theron in his room say, "I'm not listening to you!" So I said "Who are you talking to?" and he said, "My video! It says everything that goes up must come down and that's NOT true!".
Lately in the car Theron and I have been listening to the Aimee Mann version of "One". Theron loves to sing "One is the loneliest number!" and we play it again and again and have discussions about why is one lonely and how about 11? So aside from listening to that one song over and over I did try to listen to the news yesterday and that's when Theron told me "Guess what, I can count to 100, 1, 2, 3...what comes after 49?..."